In an era when mainstream media is giving the political establishment a reach-around, while sucking at the Teat of Corporate America, only one man can be trusted to give the American people the facts about what's really going on.
Unfortunately, Walter Cronkite is dead.
That leaves it up to The Polidiot to make sense of the political landscape in his weekly bedroom broadcast, Polidiocy.
So join us each week America, and together we can figure out the best route to Canada after the November election.
Eric Mahoney is the creator of Comedy Central series Samurai Love God, has written digital content for South Park, and is a future presidential candidate.
Tom Akel denies responsibility for any of this.
Ryan Dunlavey is the cartoonist of Action Presidents, Action Philosophers, Dirt Candy: A Cookbook, The Comic Book History of Comics, Li’l Classix, M.O.D.O.K. Reign Delay and probably lots more. He lives in New York City and is allergic to cats.